Monday, March 18, 2013

Clay Thompson: Skandal im Sperrbezirk‏

Eten drinken slapen!  Skandal im Sperrbezirk‏!

(Eat, drink, sleep!  Scandal in the prohibited area!) 

Sit on the porch in the sun in a worn out old robe.  

Scare a few hummingbirds.  Sip a few beers, trying to recall Rosi's number.

Und draussen im Hotel D'Amour
langweilen sich die Damen nur
weil jeder den die Sehnsucht quält
ganz einfach Rosis Nummer wählt

Und draussen vor der grossen Stadt
steh'n die Nutten sich die Füsse platt

Skandal im Sperrbezirk
Skandal im Sperrbezirk
Skandal - Skandal um Rosi

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Steve Benson's Lewd Pope Caricature

You be the judge.

Steve Benson Cartoon

Be Like New Hampshire: Do Nothing

Rep. Martin Quezada's Republic column (3/9/2013) arguing for continuing Voting Rights Act preclearance is disengenious and ungracious. Federal protections didn't gift Rep. Quezada an uncontested seat in the Arizona House, the citizens of Arizona did when they established the Independent Redistricting Commission. Rep. Quezada claims that Arizona could get out from under the preclearance requirement by changing its ways like New Hampshire recently did. Really? New Hampshire didn't do anything except point out to the federal government and courts that it was silly to apply the Voting Rights Act and preclearance to New Hampshire in the first place. The New Hampshire in question is ten tiny towns that are 98 pecent white. The biggest has a few thousand citizens and the smallest has nine. The sin that got them on the federal watch list was to have less than 50 percent voter turnout in the 1968 election, when a cold and fog enshrouded New Hampshire was going for Nixon anyway and a lot of the voters decided to stay home. Nothing's changed much in New Hamsphire since then except a lot of people (like Joe Arpaio) with better voting habits have moved there from Massachusetts.  

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Latest Hoot: RepublicTells Mayer How to Run a Technology Company

In the latest and greatest hoot, the AZ Republic enlisted a couple of unknown management consultants to advise Marissa Mayer, the new CEO of Yahoo.   Mayer's sin is telling technology employees that they need to show up at the office for work without first asking for their input on the mandate.

Hello!  Mayer isn't just a pretty face.  She rose through the ranks of software engineering to become a top executive at Google, one of the most successful technology companies in the history of the planet.   Mayer is one of the people, if not the principal person, responsible for Google unseating Yahoo as the search technology that almost everyone uses to surf the Internet.

If you already know the formula for running a successful technology company it might make your new employees feel good to ask them how they feel about using it, but what do you do when they say no?   Say: "Ok, fine, we'll just keep doing the things we do, failing and losing money, while Google beats our brains out."